Getting Worked up

Ok i know that sometimes people get a little crazy about religion and sexuality and what not, i myself have been to blame for this. But when i say this on my facebook feed about Final Fantasy i nearly went fucking insane. It was post from someone on a page that was for christian against video games. Now as i was reading this i had understood that this was an attack video games and final fantasy on basis of religion and sexuality, so it was obvious that i would become a little agitated to this, 

"Brothers and sisters, need I say much about the video game series "Final Fantasy?" Since the dawn of console gaming, "FF" (as it's known, which ironically enough also stands for fist f***ing) has been invading the minds of our youth with the godless propaganda of the Japanese. That's right! The same people who attacked us during the Civil War, gave us Pokeman, and created Sailor Moon, which was proven in 1994 to be nothing more than a string of cultish images and slang that was to be used as a brain washing tool into satanism and voting as a democrat.

FF depicts men and women as androgynous beings that use magic, summon demons, wear revealing clothing, and talk about subject matter which leads children into questioning beliefs about their sexuality, their one and ONLY God, and whether or not to cut their hair in ways so unimaginable the mere thought of it brings tears to your eyes.

In the game "Final Fantasy X," the player (aka your poor, easily manipulated child) is even tasked with turning against religion and fighting God in order to save some filthy demon summoning whore who thinks she's doing the right thing by blaspheming every chance she gets.

In Final Fantasy 7, you play as Cloud (a cross dressing emo sissy boy) who takes his African American friend on a "man-date" to the fair when he has two other PERFECTLY sexy women to take instead. They even have an intimate ride on a Ferris wheel, which OBVIOUSLY promotes male-on-male friendships.

And the series looks like it's not dying out soon. Final Fantasy 14 (an online sex-craved RPG) has even recently allowed homosexuals to GET MARRIED!!!

Brothers and sisters! When is enough ENOUGH?!! The time is now. Call your local congressmen. Tell them these games need to be taken off the shelves and replace with Bibles! -Thomas."

This was my response....

"Wait wait, i hope that this is a joke. Because i cant think of anything else that would make me more angry than some stupid ass christians trying to shit on everything that they could interpret as satan. Just fucking scare tactics that try to influence parents to take away all of the fucking creativity that could come from other cultures. Saying that pokemon was sent from japan to try to persuade our youth in an attempt to make anti-american solders is bullshit. Ok and the person that wrote this has obviously played both ffX and 7 so the fact that he/she is shitting on it is kinda troublesome. Like they have some trouble with their sexuality or something because these games gave no sexual suggestions at all. And the fact that their taking down religion in FFX, is because that shit is corrupt and their trying to kill the nation of spira. Like what the fuck is that. I hate people like this......."

Now little to my knowledge this was a satirical page that would have made fun of people that were against video games. So every comment after i posted this was like, "you know that this is just suppose to be funny," and "Whoa man, calm down." 

Almost immediately i wanted to take it down but i thought that it would have been something that i would be able to share with the few that actually look at my post. In any case im sure that there are people that are out there that believe this about FFX. So i guess that would be what i would say to them.